Terror school dropout…
No detonation, for you!
Terror school dropout…
Screwed it up, and we’re on to you!
Well at least you could have taken time,
to wash and clean your car up
After spending all the dough you
thought your Pathfinder would char up!
Baby get moving…
Why keep your jihad hopes alive?
What are you proving…?
Can’t you enjoy a Sunday drive?
If you go for your alarm clock you could try and hold a jobby.
Turn in your propane tanks and pick a safer hobby!
Terror school dropout…
Hanging around in Bridgeport
Terror school dropout…
It’s about time you got to court.
Well they couldn’t teach you anything
You think that you’re such a bomba
But no Taliban would go to you, not even big Osama!
Baby don’t sweat it,
You’re not cut out to light a bomb,
Better forget it,
What are you going to tell your Mom?
Now your hands are cuffed, your plans are muffed,
and the world is filled with pikers
wipe off that stupid grin, and get your ass in Riker’s!
Baby don’t blow it,
Don’t use the internet
Baby you know it,
They could pull you off a jet.
Now you’ve missed your shot, to blow up the block,
you’ve gotta face the facts!
Gotta be going to that Florence, SuperMax….
Terror school dropout…
go back to night school
Terror school dropout…
go back to night school
Terror school dropout…
go back to night school
*with apologies to Jim Jacobs & Warren Casey, composers of “Beauty School Dropout” from the musical Grease.